I have a secret to share.  There is another man in my life.  I love to snuggle under the covers with him.  We’ve laughed and cried together and shared some steamy nights!  Yes ladies…it was so steamy it fogged up the windows!  Well last night he completely failed me!  His battery went dead in the middle of…  Why doesn’t my Kindle have some kind of feature that would zap me, so I know to plug it in?  Wait a minute.  What did you think I was talking about?  Oh…did you really think I would share something that personal here?  Um no…well maybe after a few Martinis!  So tell me, has your reading device done this to you?  Once the juice is drained you have to wait forever for it to start up again.  It was the longest ten minutes of my life.